Dick Cheney has received a heart.
In related news, George W. Bush will be given a brain.
Mitt Romney’s request for some courage has been taken under advisement.
Author: Mark Kleiman
Professor of Public Policy at the NYU Marron Institute for Urban Management and editor of the Journal of Drug Policy Analysis. Teaches about the methods of policy analysis about drug abuse control and crime control policy, working out the implications of two principles: that swift and certain sanctions don't have to be severe to be effective, and that well-designed threats usually don't have to be carried out.
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Drugs and Drug Policy: What Everyone Needs to Know (with Jonathan Caulkins and Angela Hawken)
When Brute Force Fails: How to Have Less Crime and Less Punishment (Princeton, 2009; named one of the "books of the year" by The Economist
Against Excess: Drug Policy for Results (Basic, 1993)
Marijuana: Costs of Abuse, Costs of Control (Greenwood, 1989)
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Too easy.
They’ve made amazing advances in microsurgery, haven’t they?
Mitt Romney’s request for some courage has been taken under advisement.
I think you have to shake him first.
Upside down, I mean.
To complete the set, Santorum’s desire is to go back to 1930s Kansas, back when the world was in monochrome rather than Technicolor.
Well, to be more accurate, he’d prefer something like 16th century Spain, and to force the rest of us to accompany him. But he’ll settle for monochrome 1930s Kansas.
+1 for spinning straw into comedy gold.
There are times when the desert-blind ethic of transplant surgeons comes under severe strain.
You mean implant surgeons . . .
And just what are they afraid of, along with their Dorothy (Sarah P.)?
Obama, and unions, and contraception, Oh,My!