I have gotten an “exclusive invitation” for a very BLACK credit card that I am breathlessly assured is incredibly BLACK and comes with (no kidding) a subscription to BLACK CARD MAGAZINE which you can ostentatiously carry under your arm as you wave your oh so BLACK card in the face of humbled maître d’s everywhere.
Nigel Tufnel said it best:
Freeman says
On the Blackness scale, this card goes to eleven!