September 9th, 2012

Peter Berger, via Andrew Sullivan.

The ultimately masculine individual will present himself as both bearded and bald.

My own masculinity, of course, is so immense that it should probably be categorized as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Inquiries from readers of equivalent femininity will receive prompt attention.

7 Responses to “Glad someone finally noticed!”

  1. James Wimberley says:

    Subject to correction from archduchesses, it’s not so much the pate as the eyebrows.

    Grigori Rasputin

  2. dave schutz says:

    So, the guy who goes bald on the top. That guy is a lover. And, the guy who goes bald in the front. That guy is a thinker. And, the guy who goes bald in the front AND on the top. That guy THINKS he is a lover.

  3. Mark Kleiman says:

    Hmph! You guys are just jealous.

  4. Anonymous says:

    “Inquiries from readers of equivalent femininity will receive prompt attention.”

    Such an,……….,ambiguous statement :)

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