Dick Cheney has received a heart.
In related news, George W. Bush will be given a brain.
Mitt Romney’s request for some courage has been taken under advisement.
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Dick Cheney has received a heart.
In related news, George W. Bush will be given a brain.
Mitt Romney’s request for some courage has been taken under advisement.
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Andy Borowitz has more details: http://bit.ly/H56OjI
Too easy.
They’ve made amazing advances in microsurgery, haven’t they?
Mitt Romney’s request for some courage has been taken under advisement.
I think you have to shake him first.
Upside down, I mean.
To complete the set, Santorum’s desire is to go back to 1930s Kansas, back when the world was in monochrome rather than Technicolor.
Well, to be more accurate, he’d prefer something like 16th century Spain, and to force the rest of us to accompany him. But he’ll settle for monochrome 1930s Kansas.
+1 for spinning straw into comedy gold.
There are times when the desert-blind ethic of transplant surgeons comes under severe strain.
You mean implant surgeons . . .
And just what are they afraid of, along with their Dorothy (Sarah P.)?
Obama, and unions, and contraception, Oh,My!