“Right, then, men. The turkey’s finished. Fritz… put the coffee on. Max… round up some biscuits. Frank… gather the napkins. I’ll go and find us a prybar to get these blasted belts off!”
“Schlechte Nachricht, Männer: Schalke hat verloren.”
Alternatively:
“Australia chased down 310 to level the series 1-1. Cummins, who took six for 79 in South Africa’s second-innings, was named man of the match. Wicket-keeper Brad Haddin (55) and fast-bowler Mitchell Johnson (40 not out) were mainly responsible for their team reaching the target, putting on 72 for the seventh wicket after Australia’s specialist batsmen had been dismissed with 95 still needed.”
No this is not the RBC crew. A prize for the best caption, though.
I lead the division in lighting strikes.
I told them not to contract out our helmet design to Halliburton, but nooooo
Any of you guys have some gin? It’s a little Too Tonic around here.
“Right, then, men. The turkey’s finished. Fritz… put the coffee on. Max… round up some biscuits. Frank… gather the napkins. I’ll go and find us a prybar to get these blasted belts off!”
I’m almost recovered. Never leave your helmet in a chair.
The ECB meets.
FTW!
Planning for the wurst.
Pickelhauber smurfs
Stuffed Turkeys
Pass it on, the Kaiser is in dutch.
Blue Danube?
Well, we may be pointy-headed, but at least we’re not intellectuals!
Prussian Blue?
(And Googling that informed me of something I’d have been happier not knowing)
“Schlechte Nachricht, Männer: Schalke hat verloren.”
Alternatively:
“Australia chased down 310 to level the series 1-1. Cummins, who took six for 79 in South Africa’s second-innings, was named man of the match. Wicket-keeper Brad Haddin (55) and fast-bowler Mitchell Johnson (40 not out) were mainly responsible for their team reaching the target, putting on 72 for the seventh wicket after Australia’s specialist batsmen had been dismissed with 95 still needed.”
After the failure of the Cain offensive, we must contemplate the unthinkable - the return of Feldmarschall von Gingrich….
This is the last time we put Heinrich in charge of renting Santa Claus costumes.
I can not top HarryNC.
“Aw, come on, it’s Mueller’s turn - I was the spike the last time we played quoits!”
God Bless their pointy-little heads!
Who’s got the pepper spray?
Did you bring the pepper spray?
“The soup is done. It is now time for the oral sex, Fritz.”
“See, these are better for tying on teabags than a tricorner hat.”
Ja, OK, who’s up for ze ringen getossen?
AT&T Wireless customers.
Is that a turkey under your coat or are you just happy to see me?
“One more time… I brought the hats, Bob brought the pointy things, and YOU were getting the pepper spray!”
“You said it, I’m stuffed too — I can barely get up to invade France.”
We have prussian blue. We need only lye and sulfuric acid to have a blast.
I vote for Morzer’s caption. Had me rolling.
Now that we all have our hats and mustaches, which way is Belgium?
Your fly is open.
Offline suggestions
“The biggest danger is the lightning!”
“No, YOU tell high command that we got thrown out of the breakdance competition…”
“Well, that didn’t work. Let’s try the Nutri-System diet.”
“We must win Lebensraum for the Munchkin Fatherland. The Wicked Witch’s Luftaffen must be stopped at all costs!”
“The spiked end of the zeppelin would ultimately prove to be the cause of their downfall.”
“What now? We’ve taken the pills. Where are we going to find four bathtubs…”
”I don’t think I can handle another pointed question.”
If two wrongs don’t make a Reich, perhaps three?
Gingrich Design’s, 2012 line.
Over ze river, through ze woods, code word grandmother.
Over ze river; through ze woods; code word ‘pumpkin pie.’
Photographic evidence of the Prussian superweapon developed based on the pioneering work of General Augustus Pleasonton?
(At the least, I should get points for obscurity. And people should read Banvard’s Folly, it’s a fun book).
These Prussian winters make me blue.