May 26th, 2011

…as we depart from our normal non-partisan objectivity to point you to John Cole’s collection of titles for the Sarah Palin movie, because they are a stitch.

Samples:

  • Mooseferatu
  • Driving Miss Crazy
  • The Woman Who Knew Too Little
  • The Iquitarod
  • Citizen Vain

to which I humbly add

  • Mirth of a Nation
  • Halfbaked Alaska
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21 Responses to “Partisan Snark Alert”

  1. villagePerson says:

    Airhead America

  2. Warren Terra says:

    Err, America!

  3. MobiusKlein says:

    Episode VI - A new Dope.

  4. maryQ says:

    Reality-Based Community Bites

  5. calling all toasters says:

    A Day at the Race-baiting.
    Starburst 80.
    Five Schools for Sister Sarah.
    Wazilla.

  6. Warren Terra says:

    Dearth Of A Notion

  7. Anomalous says:

    The Unbearable Lightness of Quitting

  8. Barbara says:

    I agree that Mooseferatu and the Iquitarod stand out, however, my runners up would have been “Two Mewls for Sister Sarah” along with “Governor Interrupted” or maybe, “Girl Governor Interrupted.”

  9. Betsy says:

    Snide and Prejudiced

  10. Betsy says:

    Mean Girls

  11. Matt Mangels says:

    Betsy, did you mean “Mean Girl”? I think that’s a great title.

  12. The Philomath says:

    Lipstick on a Pygmalion

  13. The Philomath says:

    I should note that The Aristocrats is already taken, and maybe some of the details therein are the same, too.

  14. Eli says:

    Sarah, Plain & Small.
    The Bad News Bear.

  15. DavidG says:

    Days of Whine and Poses

    Movie.

  16. Betsy says:

    Clueless; Dumb and Dumber; Sicko.

  17. robertl says:

    True Grift

  18. Betsy says:

    [The land of] The Nocturnal Sunshine and the Thoughtless Mind.

  19. James Wimberley says:

    Vanity Unfair.
    A propos Michael’s halfbaked Alaska: there used to be an eccentric pop scientist on the BBC who once illustrated the principle of microwave ovens by preparing an inside-out baked Alaska. Apparently (I have not tried this) you hollow out two slabs of ice cream sorbet, freeze them rock hard, fill the hole with meringue glop, stick together, and microwave for a short time. The oils in the egg absorb microwaves faster than the water molecules in the sorbet. He called the concoction a “frozen Florida”.

  20. Michael O'Hare says:

    I give thanks daily to live in a time when such a thing as James’ recipe is possible. Antibiotics, electricity, the wheel…frivolous toys by comparison.

  21. ShadowFox says:

    From Russia with Glove
    The Anti-social Network
    The Queen Screech
    Bridges of Nowhere County
    The Louse That Roared
    Close Encounters of the Wrong Kind
    White Thang
    The Clan of the Dumb Bear
    Parallax Due
    The 7% Effort Solution
    Through No Class Darkly
    The Seventh Circus Seal
    Broke-the-Bank Mountain
    Ordinary People Meet Frankenstein
    Unread River
    Faster Pussycat, Shrill! Shrill!
    Fast Crimes at Vasilla High
    No Way In
    In the Name of the Pose
    Sarah’s Sense of Snowjob
    National Lampoon’s Alaska Vacation
    Sick Sense
    Take the Money and Don’t Run
    Some Like It Clod
    Snow Queen Goes to Washington
    Love Of Money Story