…as we depart from our normal non-partisan objectivity to point you to John Cole’s collection of titles for the Sarah Palin movie, because they are a stitch.
Samples:
- Mooseferatu
- Driving Miss Crazy
- The Woman Who Knew Too Little
- The Iquitarod
- Citizen Vain
to which I humbly add
- Mirth of a Nation
- Halfbaked Alaska
Airhead America
Err, America!
Episode VI - A new Dope.
Reality-Based Community Bites
A Day at the Race-baiting.
Starburst 80.
Five Schools for Sister Sarah.
Wazilla.
Dearth Of A Notion
The Unbearable Lightness of Quitting
I agree that Mooseferatu and the Iquitarod stand out, however, my runners up would have been “Two Mewls for Sister Sarah” along with “Governor Interrupted” or maybe, “Girl Governor Interrupted.”
Snide and Prejudiced
Mean Girls
Betsy, did you mean “Mean Girl”? I think that’s a great title.
Lipstick on a Pygmalion
I should note that The Aristocrats is already taken, and maybe some of the details therein are the same, too.
Sarah, Plain & Small.
The Bad News Bear.
Days of Whine and Poses
Movie.
Clueless; Dumb and Dumber; Sicko.
True Grift
[The land of] The Nocturnal Sunshine and the Thoughtless Mind.
Vanity Unfair.
A propos Michael’s halfbaked Alaska: there used to be an eccentric pop scientist on the BBC who once illustrated the principle of microwave ovens by preparing an inside-out baked Alaska. Apparently (I have not tried this) you hollow out two slabs of ice cream sorbet, freeze them rock hard, fill the hole with meringue glop, stick together, and microwave for a short time. The oils in the egg absorb microwaves faster than the water molecules in the sorbet. He called the concoction a “frozen Florida”.
I give thanks daily to live in a time when such a thing as James’ recipe is possible. Antibiotics, electricity, the wheel…frivolous toys by comparison.
From Russia with Glove
The Anti-social Network
The Queen Screech
Bridges of Nowhere County
The Louse That Roared
Close Encounters of the Wrong Kind
White Thang
The Clan of the Dumb Bear
Parallax Due
The 7% Effort Solution
Through No Class Darkly
The Seventh Circus Seal
Broke-the-Bank Mountain
Ordinary People Meet Frankenstein
Unread River
Faster Pussycat, Shrill! Shrill!
Fast Crimes at Vasilla High
No Way In
In the Name of the Pose
Sarah’s Sense of Snowjob
National Lampoon’s Alaska Vacation
Sick Sense
Take the Money and Don’t Run
Some Like It Clod
Snow Queen Goes to Washington
Love Of Money Story