September 1st, 2010

“Every day, and in every way, I am getting bitter and bitter.”

12 Responses to “Glenn Beck’s new slogan”

  1. Keith Humphreys says:

    LOL!

  2. Kendall's Tau says:

    And all this time I thought it was: “There’s nothing as trustworthy as the ordinary mind - of the ordinary man”.

  3. calling all toasters says:

    I’m thinking it’s “there’s a listener born every minute.”

  4. Warren Terra says:

    “You can fool 27% of the people all of the time”?

  5. Seth says:

    Ah, but Beck isn’t getting bitter. It’s us he’s making bitter. It’s the Fox-subsidized simulacrum of ‘success’ he’s having with his folksy pabulum that makes us bitter about our chances of escaping caustic austerity under Obama and his frenemies in the Republican controlled 112th Congress.

  6. Brett Bellmore says:

    Yeah, I’d say you’re projecting, Mark. Beck is riding high at the moment, he’s got no reason at all to be bitter.

  7. Eli says:

    “he’s got no reason at all to be bitter”.

    Well, that’s certainly true.

  8. ugh says:

    And how many souls are YOU able to put on The Mall, Professor Kleiman?

  9. calling all toasters says:

    ugh must LOVE Louis Farrakhan.

  10. Dan Staley says:

    We can distract away from the main point of Mark’s LOLz and point out that he is being enriched by the feeble-minded, but his enrichment is precisely because he is feeding pablum to the embittered.

    So maybe it all works, with a little org chart.

  11. You Don't Say says:

    I think Beck’s gambit failed. No one seems impressed. Less than 100K showed up. It was a religious revival that apparently failed to sway the religious. And no one else cares.

  12. James Robert Dobbs says:

    It makes great sense that Beck is getting happier and happier by making his flock bitterer and bitterer:

    “I don’t practise what I preach because I’m not the kind of person I’m preaching to!”

    (I’m not sure I believe this…like GODWIN-TRIGGER_REFERENCE_ELIDED before him, I think that part of his power is to be an exaggerated and unashamed version of the worse angels of his flock’s nature. I am not immune to this effect: I get pleasure from some of the trollishness of Encyclopædia Dramatica—they say things I might think, but wouldn’t dare, say.)


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